People At School Called Him E-laugh-ant

ImageThis poor little pachyderm earned the nickname “E-laugh-ant” at school because all the other “real” animals picked on him for his hard outer shell, static google-y eyes, chipping pink paint job, disproportionately small trunk and “made by a first grader” whimsy.  All he ever wanted was a friend, someone to laugh with and not be laughed at.  But you can crack a joke with him, without cracking his moderately spherical body.  Look into those eyes and try to say no.