Our friends at CRACK in Washington, DC are airing a special video tonight at their show at Town Danceboutique in Washington, DC. Doors at 8pm!
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This poor little pachyderm earned the nickname “E-laugh-ant” at school because all the other “real” animals picked on him for his hard outer shell, static google-y eyes, chipping pink paint job, disproportionately small trunk and “made by a first grader” whimsy. All he ever wanted was a friend, someone to laugh with and not be laughed at. But you can crack a joke with him, without cracking his moderately spherical body. Look into those eyes and try to say no.
The A.S.P.C.C.A. can count numerous celebrity endorsements with all our intricately crafted ceramic paws, including Celine Dion, Martha Stewart, Beyonce, Beyonce’s Ceramic Kitten and Erin Brockavich. A.S.P.C.C.A celebrity porn star spokesperson, Colby Keller rescued this tiny turtle and gave it a loving home. He says of the turtle, “I’m inspired to be more social because I love my turtle and he NEVER goes back into his shell.” Loving ceramic animals can make you a better person too. Won’t you please help?